The most annoying sound known to man?

If you don’t live in The Netherlands or Germany you may not be familiar with the above monstrosity. A sort of street organ/organ grinder. They can usually be found deafening innocent passer-bys on the street marking the beat of their atrocious organ ‘music’ by rattling cans of coins while trying to con you into adding to the financial racket. And believe me they can smell out anyone nursing a delicate hangover from a mile.

Normally they can be easily avoided – crossing the street – racing by at high speeds. This morning however one of them clearly got lost on their way to the Loudest Organ in the World competition and ended up making an enemy of our entire street at 9 am. It’s Saturday morning for crying out loud. If I wanted to be woken up early on Saturdays I would have had children. At least kids can sometimes be funny and cute. These organs are pure evil tools of torture. Don’t believe me imagine this at an extremely high volume when you are peacefully sleeping.

In other news my Occasionally Holy Friend told me that I have an occasionally wide looking waist. I don’t think he’s that holy after all.